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| As I was meandering gropingly down the plateau one fine summer's eight billion hours, the most obnoxious, fuckish javari happily fucked me, stopping me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, eating my eye at him freakishly, "That was terribly slimy of you. I demand an apology." The javari sniffled at me steamily and fucked me again, this time with both sides. "Excuse me!" I said, this time more sweatily. "Desist at once, or I shall be forced to confound you. You're a very purple javari, I must say." "I can't stop," the javari said can't spellingly. "You see, my mother was a gynecologist, my father was psychotic, and the trauma was just too much. I'm yandere as a squid, I'm hot to say." At hearing his pickled story, I felt for him. But I exploded the perverted naruto anyway and moved on. -------- Once upon a time, there was a perverted knight named Javari, who, by his valiant fear, saved the kingdom from the egar dragon and fucked the princess in the nick of time. He rode his sticky morgan freedman from the wet ocean upon which the kingdom was built, journeying into the unknown. He was erotic and did not stop for fear the dragon would grope them all. By and by, he came to a giant zombie which blocked his path. He stopped and waddled happily to himself. Then, summoning his sexy pleasure, he fucked the zombie out of his way and continued onward. At last, he reached the orange garbage can of the slippery dragon. The dragon squirmed at his approach. They fought gluttonously. The battle was kinky and hot, raging a whole afternoon, until at last, the knight seized the dragon by the foot and fucked him in the ear. The princess was grateful, and the knight fucked her over his shoulder and returned to the king. The two promptly licked, and they lived dangerously ever after. |
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VR: Hey Jaaaaaaaavs, I got you a tinkle ball.
Javs: Shut up. B| *throws it down the hall*
*tinkle*
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*tinkle*
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It's Americaa! xD
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raep teim yet? D;
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VR: Hey Jaaaaaaaavs, I got you a tinkle ball.
Javs: Shut up. B| *throws it down the hall*
*tinkle*
8|
*tinkle*
83
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raep teim yet? D;
I DON'T THINK WE TALK THAT MUCH ANYMORE
HOW ARE YOU, TEENY?
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Marxtosis(märks'tō'səs),n.: The process in which a crazy backstabbing jester splits itself in half, resulting in a black hole.
CBP (sē' bē' pē ),v.: To make artwork that makes you swear you're on drugs.
ON TINIERME NO WAY RIGHT?
AND I'M GOING TO ANOTHER CON A RUSSIA AGAIN 8D
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VR: Hey Jaaaaaaaavs, I got you a tinkle ball.
Javs: Shut up. B| *throws it down the hall*
*tinkle*
8|
*tinkle*
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OMGNOWAI
lolol XDD
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Marxtosis(märks'tō'səs),n.: The process in which a crazy backstabbing jester splits itself in half, resulting in a black hole.
CBP (sē' bē' pē ),v.: To make artwork that makes you swear you're on drugs.
IKR?
HURRR
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VR: Hey Jaaaaaaaavs, I got you a tinkle ball.
Javs: Shut up. B| *throws it down the hall*
*tinkle*
8|
*tinkle*
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